You're Entirely Bonkers.
But I'll tell you a secret.
All the best people are.
I originally bought this one to keep for myself, I was going to hang my stencils off her but something shifted in me so I decided to give her a coat of Sweet Pickins Milk Paint in Corablle.
It was actually hell painting her haha.
It hasn't rained out here in a while and the day I started painting it decided to, which to be honest I don't mind at all it's just Sweet Pickins Milk Paint needs the heat to activate that chippy goodness.
So out come the hairdryer although it still didn't chip like I had hoped, so I used the tape method to achieve the chippy look.
{ I used painters tape, literally stuck it to the piece and pulled off - reminded me of waxing }
I sealed her with Sweet Pickins Dark Oil Wax to give her a more vintage feel.
She reminds me of something straight out of Alice In Wonderland, who know's I may just keep her after all ;)